Imolderthanyouthinkdotcom

I'm older than you think dot com will no doubt be the one to be the one to beat and when you go there you will find a picture of a man named dr pink who will direct you to a second site a mirror site for younger and more agile viewers in which dogs will bark and cats will bark and nudes nudes nudes beacuse of course the internet would be like this of course it would ever since in 1992 they sold us oil wood and cooking wood and nudes nudes nudes on every corner and at every hour it used to be you would ask the man on the bus where the oldest boldest man would be and he would say arcade arcade arcade which meant that you took the number 2 bus to the red line stop and switched on over and the yellow sign beckoned to you look look we have found it eureka we have found it nudes nudes nudes I am older than you think dot com.

My Three Year-Old

My three year-old is so cute. The other day she asked for a cell phone to make business calls. She is so cute that she asked for the unlimited texting plan; apparently it's "essential for networking" and "building up a twitter following."

My child is so talented, that at age three she is asking for a diversified stock portfolio. Apparently, as she puts it, the key to a continual growth in dividends is to start early and to follow the trends in a variety of markets while following the Emerson-Schift investment planning scheme.