How to lie; still, and nobody's looking.

Dennis Christopher and Dennis Quaid starred in the cycling movie Breaking Away.
Kevin Costner and Kevin Bacon starred in the cycling movie American Flyers.

Coincidence? I think not.

Especially considering Kevin Bacon, it seems he's separated himself from this one.

But, ho-ho. David Christopher is the missing man in question. Two first names, can we trust him?

If it rhymes, it's fine.

David Christopher, you're history.

Bottom 20, universal best David contest.