Solutions

I wish I was a famed comic author or had a face tattoo.

My family said that maybe if I took more showers I'd have a girlfriend.
It's like, first of all, I took a shower today. Also, I think if it were just a showering problem that I would have solved it by accident already.

The thing about writing is that it doesn't have pictures. I don't think I like to read without pictures anymore.

Bleg!