The Sharp D.Kline

I don't care about facts.  I could have schooled the empiricists with my absolute knowledge of the world divined entirely from nothing but my own smug sense of self-entitlement.   I'll go as far to say that I did school the empiricists.  I was there.  Where were you?  Probably playing video-games.  You were playing video-games, Kriss.  Why do you still live in your mom's basement?  It's because you haven't read this one book.  It would have saved you from this problem.  I guarantee it.