The New Gods

If a band calls it quits, was small time to begin with, and seems to only exist on myspace, then are they ripe for the taking?

I'd like to be The New Gods.

Which is not a reference to Kirby's New Gods.

Does a band have to have multiple members to be a "band?"
Does it have to have songs?
Do songs have to have lyrics?
Can some songs be dances?
Can other songs be silences?

Is reading a book alone a band?
Is sleeping and not reading a book a band?