One excuse

One excuse
for writing something crude is to say
"This is a poem, for you,
written exceptionally crudely,
titled, One Excuse"

One excuse for not looking at you
was that I didn't want to look at your pubes.

One excuse for poem curds
is to say
look at them-
soft turds.

One excuse for rhyming
is to say,
the best part about rhyming
is to say
crude words like
I said
or wrote rather.
Barf a little in your throat rather;
lather with a little soap rather
to wash away the immaturity

Hey at least I'm honest,
and there aren't any puns.

Blather.