1.17.2011

Tips for the Unfortunate.

I could talk your ear off about cross-dressing and problematic dynamics through allusion in Shakespeare's As You Like It, but I can't do math, meet women, or be hired in my field. Luckily, I have gotten really good at not doing any of those things.

Negation Improvement; Perhaps it's new. Good at not. Excelling at a misfortune!

He's really good at walking with a limp.
She's been depressed so often, it's not a big deal!
He's blind, and he's way better than I am when I close my eyes.
She hasn't been employed for years; If you're bored she's like an encyclopedia of what to do!



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