On B W Uh.

On being wildly unhappy.
Oh it's easy.
The first few years aren't that hard,
And they don't come as a shock.
Sure we new this was coming.
It's like,
Oh, yeah, of course that didn't work out.
Problematic excuses ensue.
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But after a few years you get really good at it.
It's not such a big deal anymore.

Next in our series, how to be unemployed like a mug.