Batman Wins Orbs With Joker Face

I was going to write this thing, where like it talked about all the girls I've had crushes on at once. 1998, 2005, 2009, 2010. It'd be cryptic and awesome in concept and fail in execution. So instead, I've chosen to just reference a thing I could've done and be famous in an alternate dimension, or perhaps fail horribly and alienate people, myself included.

In other news, I'm no apocolypticist. There is no singularity. People is just folk, there is no coming together.

The internet.