The Sharp D.Kline

Dear Sweeping and Ice-cream,

First, of all, we've met, and yes, I understand that you're an unlikely pair to be receiving this letter.  Perhaps it's inappropriate.  I don't believe you typically cohabitate, but none the less this doesn't concen either of you.  I apologize for the intrusion into your lives, but isn't it nice to get mail? 

Maybe you two should talk, sometimes people with the most differences can be the best friends?  That doesn't seem to hold true here.  You're not people, and honestly I just made that saying up. 

-DMK