The Sharp D.Kline

To the owners of the Brown Hyundai Accent,

I dropped a notepad that had my deepest thoughts written in it by the wheel well of your car the other days because I thought your car was the car of a cute girl that I only sort of know from a place that I like to get coffee.  I need that notepad back, I actually figured out what car is her car and that she's actually married.

Thanks a bunch,

Barry S.