Can it please; The Summer Mustache.

I feel conflicted with this title. Are you, the reader taking Summer in a sort of appositive sense? Does the Mustache appear ephemeral due to what precedes it? The eternal corporeality of the mustache is not meant to be put in jeopardy due to word pairing, phrasing, or tumultuous internal aspirations.

Yes, it is indeed the summer of the mustache; It is the summer in which the true mustache will be born. Will be Bjorn. That was extemporaneous, please ignore it.

But summer inspires a mustache that must be wed to la figure mich (to meld a German and a French).

Please let's get; A mustache together we will form and so much more.