God is an albatross with white studded wings that like a fringed jacket from the hit TV show "Blossom" would have been worn by that Joey guy, except this is an albatross and not a jacket, it's wings are just studded like his jacket would have been.
Jesus puts his all-parts in our everywhere and then we feel everything and some of the things were better left un-felted, like the felted walls of 1970's basement that flooded every winter and consequently was ruined and smelled like terrible black mold after a single year making the children sick and it's also probably the reason they all have asthma now.
The Holy Spirit is one part water, one part vermouth, and it tastes terrible but we tell the congregation it's actually some like salve so they don't drink it anyway they put it on their foreheads and like only this one little snot-nosed kid Scott Masterson has figured out that he could probably get a little buzz off it so he's always trying to get it to run into his mouth, like he jogs his head to the side at the last instant and gets a drip or two.
Amen.
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