Bland Flavor Capsules

If this were an exercise in creative thought I would suggest two things;

Firstly, the British spellings for any possible variation of words must be used. Make it for an antiquarian.

Nextlin, appropriate a small table upon which crayons will be used to demonstrate Netown's first laws of gravity, without speaking, to a passing school-marm.

Guffauh!
Children's laughter!
Ed McMahon!

This sort of unbridled inane nonsense is exactly why the internet has failed. Some famous guy said "God is dead," let me be the next famous guy: "The internet is dead."

Yay, verily.