Speak Good Fake Languages Real

I speak fake real languages well, especially those I actually know.

Did you understand that? It makes perfect sense, really. My point is, I speak German and I speak French, and I speak even better fake German and fake French.

To be honest, I speak fake English best of all; Sounds kind of like a mixture of fake German and fake French.

Ich sollte meine moegishe Grissalde especialle bien.

That's a little taste of the melding of two passions. Hot salsa, I'm going burritos over here. They're using cabbage instead of lettuce.